GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.